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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 10:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Dicta numquam repudiandae corrupti labore ea facere.

So they tried

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What transforms the philosophical intellect?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Veritatis voluptatem autem enim similique quo quasi magnam tempora.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

What do people usually do when they wake up at 5:00 am?

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What was Easter day like for you as a child?

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Then came..

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?