What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 10:17

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Dicta numquam repudiandae corrupti labore ea facere.
So they tried
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I just cannot wake up early, even if I sleep on time. What should I do?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What transforms the philosophical intellect?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the most heartbreaking thing your child has told you?
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?
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Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Why am I so tired of the keto diet?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Veritatis voluptatem autem enim similique quo quasi magnam tempora.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
What do people usually do when they wake up at 5:00 am?
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What was Easter day like for you as a child?
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Then came..